Not on the Recommended Reading List

I saw this list of Children's Books That Will Never Exist over on Parent Dish.

I laughed out loud on a couple of these...

Some of my favs:
~ A Beginner's Guide To Running With Scissors
~ Clïfford The Big Red Communist
~ Immanuel Kant: On Recess
~ Oh, The Things You'd Better Not Do If You Want To See A Dime of Your Inheritance
~ The Little Engine That Could, But Only If It Takes Its Ritalin
~ True Crime Stories: Of Stolen Lunch-Money
~ Richard Scarry's Wonderful World Under the Bathroom Sink

and of course, the one I'm sure Darling has gotten her hands on:

~ Temper Tantrums Made Easy

Check out the list, it's hilarious for anyone who is into classic kiddie lit.