Well, it *does* rhyme with Maria

Darling's really into rhyming right now. Cat, mat, pat, rat...etc.

So, we're cruising down the road the other day and I'm discussing my friend, Maria, with Handsome.

We assume Darling is asleep in the backseat, but out of the blue, really loudly, she shouts, "Maria rhymes with diarreha!"

Well, yes. Yes it does.

I proceeded to let her know that the Maria diarreha song she began to sing was just as inappropriate in social settings as the "I see London, I see France..." song was last week.

Sigh.