The UPS Guy that delivers to our office looks relatively normal at first glance, late 20's, clean cut, but I assure you he is not all there. He gives off "creepy" vibes and talks in the most obnoxious voice about the weirdest shit.
Submitted for your consideration:
About 20 minutes ago I was outside our office, walking into the building. He's getting out of his truck, carrying our vital, urgently sent packages and I hold the door open for him.
UPS Guy: "Thanks, it sure is going to be a hot one today,"
(High of 88 predicted, much better than the 95 plus from last weekend)
Me: "Um, yeah."
UPS Guy: "Make sure you drink enough water and Gatorade today, you don't want to pass out."
Me (thinking in my head): WTF, I'm wearing a skirt and heels, it's obvious I don't work out in the elements, but an over air-conditioned office.
Me: (saying out loud): "Ok, you be careful too"
See, this wouldn't be really that weird if I hadn't have had a similar run-in on the Monday before Thanksgiving.
Him: "Have you started thawing your turkey out yet?"
Me: "Well, we're going to my mom's..."
Him: "Don't leave it out on the counter to thaw. That's how people get sick."
Him: "I started thawing mine in the fridge last week, just so it'll be ready."
Me: (walking briskly away) "That's good advice, thanks."
I guess the guy's got some major issues with health. I can't figure out why he would completely, out of the blue, totally unprompted by any sense of camaraderie, give health advice like that to complete strangers.
Maybe I just attract the weirdos. I don't know.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Posted by MoxieMamaKC at 12:02 PM