Subtitle: Honey, your gay is showing...
As an actor, my hubby's got a stage make-up kit. He's actually probably better than me at putting make up on, but of course, my daily spackle doesn't include cool scars and occasional facial disfigurements.
Handsome's latest show opened last weekend and he was running low on supplies. Here's how the conversation went:
Handsome: "I need to stop off and get some more stage make-up, I've been borrowing Gay Friend's guy-liner"
Me: "His what?!?"
Handsome: "His guy-liner. And his man-scara."
Me: "Are you serious?"
Handsome: "Yeah, I ran out during dress rehearsals."
Me: "No, what did you just call that stuff?"
Handsome: "You heard me."
Me: "Hand it over."
Handsome: "What?"
Me: "Give me your Man Card. Those terms just officially terminated your manliness."
Handsome: "Johnny Depp wears it. Pirates are manly."
Me: "You, sir, are no pirate."
Handsome: "ARRR!!!"
Me: "Keep working on it."
Handsome's not even remotely gay, but he does have distressing blips on his gay-dar. Like the fact that he likes Barry Manilow, is in musical theatre, cries during chick flicks and can do his own make-up so well.
The only thing saving him is his lack of fashion sense, his affinity for contact sports and his general handiness around the house. Oh yeah, and he likes girls, not boys.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Man-scara and Guy-liner
Posted by MoxieMamaKC at 9:44 AM
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If I were forced to sit through chick flicks, I'd probably cry too.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Barry Manilow. I mean "Man" is right in his name!
ooh! just thought of another one...male polish
Ha! Male polish! It's probably black for all those gothy emo boyz, right?
It's okay to be a Fanilow...as long as he doesn't have a poster of him in his man-cave.
Manilow ain't getting nowhere near my man cave
Good Lord... You were absolutely right to Revoke his Man Card! Why not make it official and enter him into the OfficialManCard.com Revoked Page. While your there, you should order your Official Man Card. You're a real man, right?
PIRATES ARE NOT MANLY!!!
Lets see, a bunch of dudes stuck in a boat with no woman (because they are bad luck in the sea...)
Shall I continue...
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