Revenge of the Nerds Gone Terribly Awry...

I'm the last person that will judge you and your religious beliefs (unless it involves fathering children with multiple underage girls), but srsly?

This story truly baffles me. Hey, I like Star Wars. It's one of my favorite movie sagas, I can even understand how the Jedi principles can make the world a better place...but, 2.5 gallons of boxed wine does not lead to enlightenment.

Especially when whacking others with crutches is involved.

I'm just saying...