Lessons Learned this Weekend

1. I'm not ready for Kitten Wrangling (too late!)
2. 4 yr olds are just as volatile as 3 yr olds.
3. The Disney Princesses can still suck my ass.
4. Darling is still the most beautiful thing in the world.
5. My mother and mother in law CAN get along (sort of).
6. Handsome is still the guy I most want to shag (longish hair still a consideration).
7. I'm too old for this shit.
8. Family is cool, but sometimes I just want a quiet Sunday...
9. Time Warner can suck me!!!! (Why pay for a DVR if it will spontaneously reboot at the precise moment of Olympic Glory?!)
10. My kid rocks!