Proper Pilfering Manners....

Wow, I never knew that rules pertained to raiding your neighbor's garbage.

Huh.

Too bad KCMO discontinued it's regular bulky item pick up day. How are the scrap metallers going to earn their crack?

One time, while he was living with Handsome and I, my Brother In Law, Savior (because he looks like Jesus if He smoked A LOT of pot), came home with a couch that smelled like Chex Mix. Even the cats wouldn't go anywhere near that gold, brown and tan piece of crap.

He called the couch and the abandoned shopping cart he picked up "Found Art".

Mind you, he never did anything with either and I ended up pitching his shit once he moved out.

Still, kids, follow the rules, m'kay?